spesalfred's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Tunnel Vision]

not that great.

it was cool, the 3d bits, but for the most part it was long and boring. Plus the fighting with the moster was rediculous.

FlashesOfBrilliance responds:

Nothing can be more ridiculous then spelling the word wrong.

[Punch-Out Trilogy]

Great to see where NSMB came from.

I had never known where that fad started, but i guess it was punchout. Thank you.

[The Binch]

Amazing

That, was completely amazing, but, I don't believe that you did the audio and made the story. If you did, you are god. If not, where did you get it from?

[Would you rather...]

i love dane cook

and your animations werent bad, but your audio clipping was horrible
how you cut out parts, and it sounded like it was skipping.
other than that, well done.

[The Ultimate Showdown]

Amazing

incredible, and to the person below me, not only is it on the top 50, its number one on there.

[Trichinosis]

Wow noobis, your an idoit.

I've got to hand it to you noobis, You're the biggest asshole I've seen here on NG. I could pick apart your aguement peice by peice, pointing out the fallacies and faslehoods, but I don't think there would be enough room. For instance, your whole little speach about how americans work for their money, and how americans die for their money, is bullshit. But you do have a point, jumping on a bus and riding downtown to go flip some burgers truely is a life or death situation. These hard working americans should recieve the red badge of courage for their heroism.

For most americans, the greatest danger is having too high of a blood pressure, being too fat, or getting too drunk too often, and crashing your car. Those poor people. The struggles of Native Kenyans, who are running from fucking lions when they aren't looking for food(which they need so they won't starve to death) are nothing compared to the plight of the fat, alcoholic, jobless scum that are fortunate to live here in America, where our government provides their lazy asses with a welfare check every month.

You say that those who are less fortunate, are less fortunate because of a fault on their account? That their parents shouldn't have had sex, and all the blame is with them? Do you also argue that the reason all cripples are crippled is because of a fault in their parents actions? Have fun in hell with that one.

People can't help the conditions they are born in, and you cannot solve a problem saying, they should stop screwing and do something Constructive. You fail to mention what they might to that is constructive. Maybe they have shitty jobs, in poor conditions, that pay very little, and need children so that they can work and bring in money for the families too. Or if the family gets lucky, and has a young girl, they can turn her into a prostitue, and bring in the big money.

You say that people should learn on their own. Did you learn on your own? Did you go into your pantry and find out what was food, and what was poision? Were you responsible for ANY of your own education? No.

You also say that its like raising a child. "Just because they want it, and we have the money, doesn't mean that we should give it to them." However, you leave out the details. They aren't all just a bunch of stupid children. We aren't and all knowing, caring, parental figure. They aren't demanding some stupid toys, they need food, money for educations, money for clothes, money for water, and money for sanitation. These are all things that a Parent would provide for a child. But way to go. I'm sure many would applaud your, forget them, its not my problem, so I shouldn't do anything about it, attitude.
FUCK YOU.

[Trip to Egypt (S.E)]

good, but

The voices and the dialogue where horrible. Donny was incredibly annoying, and Charlie was even more annoying getting pissed at him and telling him to shut up. but overlooking those minor discrepencies, It was nicely done, and I enjoyed the sandworm, and the michael jackson appearance.

RavenJinn responds:

thank you.

[Sock Episode 2: Ptikobj]

Another great work david

But why did you wait so long to submit this?

[Super Retarded Dog #001]

Funny, origenal, and well done

and you did a good job finding a retarded voice, making it sound like napoleon dynamite. But I found it annoying, and not retarded enough. Despite that minor annoyance, it was a GREAT flash. Desirves to be on the front page.

[Bad Guys Go To Hell]

funniest thing ive seen in a while

keep up the good work. i loved it.